Fisher:
It’s so obvious Trump wasn’t mocking that reporter’s disability! Clearly Trump was engaging in a more generally applicable pantomime of befuddlement!
Raccoon:
And it’s definitely obvious that doing deranged meet the feebles impersonations in front of millions of viewers isn’t proof you’re unfit to be Scoutmaster of F-Troop, let alone President!
Fisher:
And what about Meryl Streep? How dare she call out Trump for bullying! Doesn’t she know that calling a bully a bully is itself bullying?
Raccoon:
What does she know anyway in her Hollywood bubble, surrounded on movie sets all day by unionized carpenters, electricians, teamsters, gaffers, and E.M.T.s?
Fisher:
You’d think Trump was some trust-fund baby living in the most expensive neighborhood in the world in a gold-plated penthouse atop a gold-plated tower reached by a golden elevator.
Raccoon:
Trump understands the white working class!