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Alga: Sure, he didn't intend to spend nearly $15 million just to bring me back. He intended to get a contract for his crony and probably pocket a "finder's fee." After all.... Lorem Ipsum: Lorem Ipsum Alga: Hey there! I'm your good friend Alga and I'm here to thank Donald Trump for making my comeback to the National Mall possible! Alga: We all know the only green Trump cares about.

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I showed this comic to my muse and she responded with, "What? What's this about?" So I guess I need to explain that Trump decided, in advance of his big UFC fight on the fucking White House lawn, he wanted the Reflecting Pool cleaned up. Of course the Executive Branch doesn't have the power to unilaterally decide to do stuff like this, let alone to hire Trump's own personal pool guy to do it, but they went and did it anyway, because that's how rapists operate. Trump decided, without consulting a single person, apparently, because every other person on Earth would know it was nuts, to paint the bottom of the Pool "American flag blue". Naturally the project went over budget, at a cost of $14.7 million bucks, and the Pool almost immediately filled up with algae again. I'm a hundred percent certain Trump doesn't give a shit because his crony got paid and, I'm just guessing here without a shred of evidence, Trump got a clandestine cut of the action.

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