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Chameleon: I was thinking of going bowling at Pinstripes. Orange Meanie: How's the ballroom there? Chameleon: I'm looking for a place to store sports equipment. Orange Meanie: You need plenty of ballroom. Chameleon: My husband wants to get really tight pants. Orange Meanie: But what about the ballroom? Chameleon: I'm pregnant. Orange Meanie: Not enough ballroom.

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I chose Pinstripes because that's a real bowling alley in Georgetown but, surprise, they actually have ballrooms there. I'm sure they have less fake gold slapped on every surface than the White House would prefer, though.

The important thing here is ballroom.

Karoline Leavitt, meanwhile, is really going on maternity leave, which is good, because everyone knows bald-faced lying is bad for the baby.