I don't know yet if I'm going to lose my job over this, but I am totally not dancing at Trump's stupid inauguration. How about you?
Fuck that noise. I'm staying home.
We're famously greedy, mercenary assholes, and even we turned Trump down.
Ask us again, Donny, so I can show how I was made for slapping you!
The inaugural committee spokesjerk says, "It's not a concert, it's not about
the celebrities. It's about the people."
The people who overwhelmingly didn't vote for him? Those are some crazy huge sour grapes!