Trump's inAuguration is shaping up to be a real ragin' kegger.
He can't even get Springsteen-a-like B Street Band to play. Maybe he can call the ZEE Street Band?
Mormon Tabernacle Choir
America's Got Talent 2010 runner-up
Obama raised forty-four million bucks for ten kick-ass inaugural balls in 2009. Trump's got ninety million for two crappy balls.
Meanwhile the few acts showing up for Trump are putting up GoFundMe pages because they're not being paid.
E Street Band
B Street Band
A-Y Street Band
Anyone Else of
Inaugural parades usually go for four hours but Trump's planning on sprinting through his in ninety minutes.
We've come so far from the campaign which began with descending the escalator in Trump Tower.
Ivana, Marla, Megyn Kelly, John Lewis, Vicente Fox, Pope Francis, Alec Baldwin, Meryl....