Trump and his people are motherfucking national security experts!
They're just working a strategy of radical transparency where anyone at Mar-a-Lago can see how shit works!
We're gonna find out how many people can keep a secret by telling everyone everything!
No more secrets, no more leaks!
"Hey, North Korea is working its way up to nuking the world! Any of you wealthy dickhead sycophantic golfers got any ideas?"
Let's start by taking a nine-iron to General Flynn's dreams of conquest!
All Bisymmetrical Bipeds
Ivanka & Jared
Burlington Coat Factory
Ivanka's Lemonade Stand
Possible National Security Advisors