Break out the Bud Light, they got that fucking thing done!
Are we celebrating the massive tax break for the fucking richest Americans or the huge tax break for fucking corporations or the enormous tax break for fucking investors?
It's about states rights
Switches to Medicaid block grants
All that shit! Plus also the underfunded risk pools and rollback of the Medicaid expansion.
Nice to know the do-nothing Congress can get something passed through half of it when it wants to.
It's about what we can afford
Ends means-tested subsidies
Creates (cheap) risk pools
We'll bust out the Coors Light when the A.H.C.A. passes the Senate.
Let's hope Congress goes back to being constipated before it shits all over American health care.
It's about profiting off misery
UnitedHealth 2016: $184.8 billion, up 17.6%
Aetna 2015: $60.3 billion, up 15%
Cigna 2016: $39.7 billion, up 5%