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Sheep: The time has come to speak planely. Goat: For a bunch of supposedly rich guys, no one in this administration seems capable of paying his own way. Sheep: These are savvy businessmen. Smart people know you never use your own money. This is just a sign of how good they are at their jobs. Goat: Mnuchin had taxpayers foot his trip to see the eclipse. Pruitt has the government on the hook for thousands of dollars in flights. Sheep: And now Price has resigned, not out of shame for racking up a million dollars in airfare, but because Trump himself scolded him...for getting caught. Goat: At least we still have Trump, now on his sixtieth golf outing, to the tune of seventy million dollars. Sheep: Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Goat: Trump golfs while Puerto Rico dies.

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It's been quite a ride for Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price, who started out, like, yesterday being mocked for his profligate spending of tax dollars on airfare and ended up today resigning after apologizing and promising to repay some of the nearly $1 million his chartered flights cost the federal government. The worst part was probably having to listen to Trump whine at him about it.

It's amazing that Price stands out amongst the conmen and bunco artists in this administration, considering Steve Mnuchin and the EPA Administrator Scott "James Watt's Wet Dream" Pruitt are also taking personal jaunt after personal jaunt using government funds.

Meanwhile, Grifter-in-Chief Trump is showing them how it's done, golfing for the 60th time even while the people of Puerto Rico are dying. We have the $70 million for Trump's golf trips (including over $60,000 in golf cart rentals for the Secret Service alone), we have the $700 billion for the military, but somehow we can't afford to get help to Puerto Rico. It's an island, after all.