We are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the people.
Bane, Darling, good start, but you need something punchier. Maybe, "Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a washed-up voice actor gets all of my press?"
I...don't get it.
Of course you don't.
This moment is your moment. It belongs to everyone gathered here today and everyone watching all across America.
All seventeen of you.
Riddle me this: What has two (inaugural) balls, one Dick (Cheney), and zero leadership or credibility?