Trump is claiming via official tweet -- I guess this is how Our Great Leader
communicates with us now -- that millions of people voted illegally.
Is he aiming for some kind of Sore Winner award?
2. Pretend everything's fine
3. Politely ask Jill Stein to shut the fuck up
He's also saying there was "serious voter fraud" in states he lost.
Does he not think he won by enough? What the fuck is he hoping for?
Jill Stein To Do
1. Adjust tinfoil hat
2. Get that great new stir-fry tofu recipe from Susan Sarandon
3. Demand recount in swing states
4. Make Democrats look like pathetic cowards
I guess the idea of just shutting the fuck up while he's ahead has never occurred to him.
This whole thing only makes sense if this is the longest, most complex episode of Candid GODDAMN Camera of all time.
Donald Trump To Do
1. Incoherent rage
2. Incoherent joy
3. Incoherent sadness
4. Incoherent helplessness
5. Incoherent incoherence