Fisher:
What amazes me is the sheer incompetence, small-mindedness, mendacity, and stupidty displayed by people who somehow avoid being fired in disgrace and living out their days under a highway overpass.
Raccoon:
It's almost as if there's some kind of...privilege involved. Take John Bolton: Recess appointee in the disastrous George W. Bush administration, adviser to failed Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, and perennial "senior fellow" or "senior adviser" to a panoply of right-wing think tanks full of other worthless assholes.
Fisher:
Sounds like the right wing has its own welfare system set up for old white dickheads.
Raccoon:
And now he's suggested the D.N.C. e-mail hacks may have been false flag operations, maybe even orchestrated by the Obama administration itself.
Fisher:
Maybe Bolton figures it's a bullshit party and doesn't want to be left out?
Raccoon:
If only we could tap the right-wing delusion of meritocracy to generate electricity. It'd be like burning endless HORSE MANURE!