NEW COMIC TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS AND WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES
So, this happened. I mean, we all expected something like this, right?
I'm a little suspicious of the line "I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day." An "official with knowledge of the exchange" said that's what happened but, seriously, at this point anyone can make Trumplike statements. Trumplike statements are great. Everyone agrees. We all know that. They're great. Anyway, I'm suspicious of it, but I won't let that stop me from enjoying it. And by "enjoying" I mean being sad until I'm vaporized along with the entire New York metropolitan area.
I think this dovetails nicely with Trump's well-documented love of taco bowls and Hispanics. Contrary to reports you can get a taco bowl during brunch at the Trump Grill and also a "You’re Fired" cocktail but I say stay home and make your own crappy taco bowl.
