Trump tweeted out a threat to cancel Boeing's Air Force One contract and Boeing stock dropped by A BILLION AND A HALF DOLLARS.
Boeing is a fucking WAR PROFITEER with a ninety-four billion dollar market cap. And yet I feel bad for them.
Boeing to do:
1. Break unions
2. Move factories to Antarctica
3. Staff up with penguins
4. Buy more Congresspeople
Personally I'm looking forward to this exciting new governance by Twitter.
It'll be awesome right up until he DESTROYS CIVILIZATION.
Trump to do:
1. Tweet about protesters
2. Tweet about SNL
3. Send out for gold leaf toilet tissue
4. Tweet about the common cold
I bet my stocks in Polish Army Brand Canned Meat Products, Inc are making a killing.
The Anti-Federalist Tweets Number two hundred eighty two: Certain General and Miscellaneous Objections to A SUCCESSFUL ECONOMY
U.S. to do:
1. Bend over
2. Put head between legs
3. Kiss ass good-bye