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Hyena: The Pentagon needs another $67 billion in addition to the $1.5 trillion we already asked for. Senator: What did you do with the $920 billion we gave you last year? Hyena: Biden spent it all on social experiments and globalist appeasement! We need to move away from all the woke priorities of what Biden was pursuing! Senator: Biden hasn't been president for over a year and a half. Hyena: But...Biden! Biden! Senator: Not the Iran War? Hyena: Testosterone!

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Secretary of Motherfucking War Pete Hegseth appeared before the Senate Appropriations Committee where he failed to answer questions, evaded responsibility, and generally pretended everything wrong in the world is Joe Biden's fault even though he hasn't been president in 18 months and also didn't do all the things Hegseth says he did. The Pentagon only needs an extra $67 billion on top of the $1.5 trillion budget already passed by the House of Representatives, and it's definitely not because of the Iran War, which is going great, no more questions. No, they need the money because of all the woke, and DEI, and negligence, and not because the U.S. has been burning nearly a billion dollars A DAY using Iranian schoolchildren as kindling.

The first Democrat who comes out with a plan to Nuremberg every one of these war criminal assholes will be elected King of America in a landslide in 2028.

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