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Rabbit: The Trump regime instructed the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency to secretly grab a voting machine, hack it, and tell the White House how they did it, without warning the voting machine company. Rabbit: I'm sure this is just normal activity for CISA. Rabbit: CISA is responsible for information technology infrastructure protection and coordinating with U.S. states to improve cybersecurity, not writing How To Hack Votes For Fucking Dummies. Rabbit: So did CISA do what it was ordered to do? Rabbit: Nope, because DOGE fired everyone who knew how to do that. Rabbit: You'd think "defund" and "work for me now" are incompatible demands.

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The farce here is beyond stupid. The Trump regime not only wants to reduce the workforce and budget of multiple government agencies, they also want them to work to oppose their own charters to do the bidding of Trump and his cronies. After reducing the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency by 30 percent, they had the balls to come back and ask the agency to do something wildly underhanded, difficult, and entirely the opposite of what the agency is supposed to be doing: Secretly "acquire" a voting machine, hack it, and describe the hack to the White House and no one else. Lucky for us, a lack of expertise and possibly an excess of moral fiber kept CISA from performing as demanded. If they had, it would definitely have been some Orwellian Ministry of Truth shit.

"We had a secret police, but thanks to budget cuts we're down to J.D. Vance listening at keyholes."

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