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Taco: And then Trump says, he says, get this, he says, if Iran doesn't FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Taco: But then he goes, he says, that IRAN and the U.S. HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THAT HE HAS INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD. Taco: The best part is, there are no talks! Zero! Trump's lying! People say Trump Always Chickens Out but would a chicken tell such a huge and obvious lie? I don't think so!

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

This war with Iran, which Trump claimed to have won in the first few hours but which is now in its third week, is destabilizing a world which was already pretty wobbly, and in the interest of helping it along, of course Trump is making threats and then almost immediately backing off, because after all that's what real leaders do. Like when your mom says she's going to take your phone away for a week but gives it back after an hour and your respect for her goes sky-high. You'll definitely never spackle the neighbor's cat again!

First two panels from the big asshole's Truth Social account, I'm afraid.