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Elvis: Ah heard Donald Trump made a pilgrimage to Graceland. Elvis: He asked if he coulda taken me in a fight. Too bad the Almighty hasn't given me smitin' powers. Yet. Elvis: I gotta say, Graceland is fer evverone, but mebbe not fer him.

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We all know Trump is an evil, self-centered being. I know Mojo Nixon sang that Elvis is everything except the opposite of Elvis, the anti-Elvis, and that Michael J. Fox is that anti-Elvis. That was funny in like 1987 but these days is sadly out of date, because Michael J. Fox has turned out to be one of the very best vessels of Elvis that has ever lived, meanwhile Donald J. Trump, and in fact everyone in the Trump family, has shown themselves to lack all Elvisness. And this was thrown into sharp relief this weekend as Trump, putative leader of the Free World, rather than concentrating on the manifold things he's fucked up around the planet, including the War on Iran, went golfing, putting in appearances at Mar-A-Lago, and dropped by Graceland, where he mused about who would win in a fight, him or Elvis. And he signed a guitar for some reason.